Tue, 30 January 2007
Zowie! Straight out of Hollywood and the heart of Armbruster Recording Studio Enterprises (ARSE) comes this wigged-out sample-crazy underground basement sensation! The Master of Knobs, Robert "Bob" Robertson takes the Ma Po Dofu craze of Episode 2 and turns it into a dance floor riot! (Sampling copyright violation litigation pending)
Sun, 28 January 2007
Gerard delves into the darker side of the human appetite for the taboo crop, and a new longform format accidentally evolves when hard-hitting journalism collides with movie gossip and a bedtime story.
Mon, 22 January 2007
From the Logjam Saloon, as served by Lenny Schopenhauer (1939-1999)
(bar snack loved by the Chapman boys; not necessarily for everyone)
3 bite-size pieces of pickled pig's feet (Hormel or Faraon)
Hot sauce (Tabasco, Trappey's, Crystal, Cholula, Tapatio, El Pato, etc.)
One large glass of ice cold lager (Budweiser, Miller, Rainier, Pabst Blue Ribbon, etc.)
Napkins, towel, or Wetnaps
Fill 6 oz. glass or other small container with 3 bite-size pieces of pickled pig's feet. If you have to cut them be careful; there may be bones.
Apply liberal dash of hot sauce (see above).
Put entire piece in mouth.
Spit out any bones.
Take a large gulp of beer (see above).
Great on a hot day.
Category:Battersea Confidential -- posted at: 8:32pm PST
Sat, 20 January 2007
An expedition upon the shadowy sea of Superstition flounders in even deeper, darker waters.
Fri, 12 January 2007
Gerard and Stetson explore the landscape of memory, ultimately forgetting the way back.